We will Always Remember


Funny Quotes by Former President Ronald Reagan
"I am not worried about the deficit. It
is big enough to take care of itself."
"I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of
national emergency — even if I'm in a Cabinet meeting."
"It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why
take the chance?"
"Well, I learned a lot....I went down to (Latin America) to
find out from them and (learn) their views. You'd be
surprised. They're all individual countries"
"My fellow Americans. I'm pleased to announce that I've signed
legislation outlawing the Soviet Union. We begin bombing in
five minutes." – joking during a mike check before his Saturday
radio broadcast
"I don't know. I've never played a governor." – asked by a
reporter in 1966 what kind of governor he would be
"Facts are stupid things." – at the 1988 Republican National
Convention, attempting to quote John Adams, who said, "Facts
are stubborn things"
"Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I
have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to
the first."
"Trees cause more pollution than automobiles."
"All the waste in a year from a nuclear power plant can be
stored under a desk."
"There is absolutely no circumstance whatever under which I
would accept that spot. Even if they tied and gagged me, I
would find a way to signal by wiggling my ears." – on possibly
being offered the vice presidency in 1968
"You can tell a lot about a fella's character by whether he
picks out all of one color or just grabs a handful."
– explaining why he liked to have a jar of jelly beans on hand
for important meetings
"I hope you're all Republicans." - speaking to surgeons as he
entered the operating room following his assassination attempt
"I want you to know that also I will not make age an issue of
this campaign. I am not going to exploit, for political
purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience." - during a
1984 presidential debate with Walter Mondale
"The state of California has no business subsidizing
intellectual curiosity." – responding to student protests on
college campuses during his tenure as California governor
"Approximately 80 percent of our air pollution stems from
hydrocarbons released by vegetation, so let's not go overboard
in setting and enforcing tough emission standards from
man-made sources."

"Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is
when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses
his."
"We are trying to get unemployment to go up, and I think we're
going to succeed."
"As a matter of fact, Nancy never had any interest in politics
or anything else when we got married."
"I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already
been born."
"I'm afraid I can't use a mule. I have several hundred up on
Capitol Hill." – refusing a gift of a mule
"What we have found in this country, and maybe we're more
aware of it now, is one problem that we've had, even in the
best of times, and that is the people who are sleeping on the
grates, the homeless who are homeless, you might say, by
choice."
"How are you, Mr. Mayor? I'm glad to meet you. How are things
in your city?" – greeting Samual Pierce, his secretary of
Housing and Urban Development, during a White House reception
for mayors
"My name is Ronald Reagan. What's yours?" – introducing himself
after delivering a prep school commencement address. The
individual responded, "I'm your son, Mike," to which Reagan
replied, "Oh, I didn't recognize you."
"Politics is just like show business. You have a hell of an
opening, you coast for awhile, you have a hell of a closing."
"What does an actor know about politics?" – criticizing Ed Asner for opposing American foreign policy
"What makes him think a middle-aged actor, who's played with a
chimp, could have a future in politics?" - on Clint Eastwood's
bid to become mayor of Carmel
"How can a president not be an actor?" - when asked "How could
an actor become president?"